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Oh well. We're all gonna die, obvs.

‘Nibiru is coming’: End of the world to start ‘NEXT WEEK’

Wasn't it supposed to come last month? And a couple months before as well? Oh, and don't forget last year.

NIBIRU FINAL WARNING: ‘Just how long does Earth have left before Planet X doom?’
AN EMOTIONAL plea has been made for the world to prepare for the mythical planet Nibiru to pass the Earth.

Prepare, how? Say our prayers?

PLANET X ‘COVER-UP'Space boffins who discovered Nibiru died in ‘mysterious’ circumstances, conspiracy theorists
One of the scientists mysteriously died at a South Pole telescope location 'shortly before he intended to publish new findings about the alien world'

But of course! The government (?) is covering it all up. Because - evil government!

Anyway; here's a list of doomsday predictions. Notice how they've exponentially increased ever since the Internet became a thing?

Ps. Oh by the way, today is Friday 13th. Now if you may excuse me, I've got to run back to my cave where I've got a ton of food, guns and matches stacked just in case.

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Date: 17/10/17 08:56 (UTC)
kiaa: (kitty)
From: [personal profile] kiaa
So, we didn't die. What now.

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Post-Truth Politics Revisited

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"The NATO charter clearly says that any attack on a NATO member shall be treated, by all members, as an attack against all. So that means that, if we attack Greenland, we'll be obligated to go to war against ... ourselves! Gee, that's scary. You really don't want to go to war with the United States. They're insane!"

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