Friday fun. How to annoy Europeans with one sentence?

[airiefairie.livejournal.com]

What about the various US states? Got any ideas? =)

Comments

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

What, nothing about Russia?

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

Maybe because it's not Europe?

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

ZINNNNG!

[mikeyxw.livejournal.com]

Nothing for Finland, aka Northwest Russia, Ukraine, who are trying to buy into the sovereignty myth and failing, or Iceland, which I believe ya get banned for annoying around here.

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

Dunno 'bout that banning thing, but you sure are gonna receive a bowl of boiled lamb's testicles as a punishment.

[mikeyxw.livejournal.com]

Are there any Icelandic delicacies that don't sound like deconstructed sausage?

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

It's all quantum cuisine.

[garote]

I'd call it Heisenbergian. Either you know what animal it came from, or you know which part, but no experiment yet designed will tell you both.

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

I like that.

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

Citation needed OMGZ.

[garote]

Iceland: "Hey have you ever slept with a relative by accident?"

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

[garote]

"Has vlad come out of the closet yet?"

(Warning: in some crowds this may be too dangerous to use)

[dreamville-bg.livejournal.com]

Confirming the Bulgaria bit. It's pretty much spot on, IMO.

[policraticus.livejournal.com]

One word annoyances for my home state and my adopted state.

Dela-where? Ha,ha! Get it? Your small! Lulz, I don't even geography!

Joisey. We're rhotic, motherfucker. Go back to Staten Island!

[cindyanne1.livejournal.com]

Denmark's just sitting there like, "WE'RE HAPPY SHUT UP." :P

[oportet.livejournal.com]

Thinking about ketchup with pasta just made me shudder...is that 100% joke or does anyone really do that?

[johnny9fingers.livejournal.com]

Think children under 6 years old. :)

[telemann.livejournal.com]

Real dish that people like (Japense spaghetti according to Chow Hound)
https://www.chowhound.com/post/spaghetti-ketchup-eat-269261

[op-tech-glitch.livejournal.com]