"The NATO charter clearly says that any attack on a NATO member shall be treated, by all members, as an attack against all. So that means that, if we attack Greenland, we'll be obligated to go to war against ... ourselves! Gee, that's scary. You really don't want to go to war with the United States. They're insane!"
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Date: 30/12/16 14:06 (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 31/12/16 02:09 (UTC)I think I'll stick to gay; at least I'm on dry land there.
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Date: 31/12/16 07:20 (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 31/12/16 09:30 (UTC)I quite like alcohol, just not quite as much as some of my countrymen/women.
(Still, it is nice to be able to drink now and then without having to watch over and take care of the folk who do not know when to stop.)