Friday LOLs. Catchy headline generator

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

This is awesome. I wouldn't be shocked if many of the headlines that we see on the yellow rags are actually composed that way:

Catchy Headline Generator generates clickbait titles that sound like magazine article headlines. Just add hastily-written filler underneath, and you've got "content".

Some examples that I got within a few clicks:

12 Horrible Secrets That Make Receptionists Eat More Vegetables
Treasury Secretary Jack Lew's Top 20 Surprising Skateboarding Tips
12 Scary Things That Make Web Designers Nervous
6 Shocking Stamp Collecting Tips From Joe Biden
10 Truths That Will Make Your Grandfather Work Harder
20 Dangerous Facts About Mike Huckabee
5 Secrets That Make Boyfriends Feel Sexually Confused
15 Frightening Facts Bus Drivers Are Using Against You
Will George Clooney Save Drunk Driving?
8 Shocking Secrets Your Mother Isn't Telling You

Comments

[nairiporter.livejournal.com]

The political rhetoric (http://phrasegenerator.com/politics) segment is also amusing.

I will work for an America where Taliban militants and Mexican drug mules can't take away our hard-working families.

My supporters know that I support our right to accrue foreign debt, our medical dramas and our cellular plans.

Unlike my opponent, I will protect our right to kill foreigners, our moms and dads and our Bibles.

When I'm elected, I'll make sure filthy hobos and sex workers cannot corrupt our small businesses.

My opponent is conspiring with pundits, porn stars and biased media insiders.

I refuse to support an America where Somali pirates and Washington elitists can make a mockery of our perseverance.

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

From the movie title section:

Inferno of Extermination (this will be a block-buster)
Maximum Trouble (sounds like a stupid action comedy)
Quadruple Humiliation (as if the 50 Shades weren't enough)
Triple Danger (from the authors of Maximum Trouble)
Instant Surrender (this is gonna be a helluva short one)
Fist of Overkill (many flies and other insects will be harmed)
Soldier of Trouble (definitely Rowan Atkinson territory here)
Sudden Surrender (in a burst of creative impotence, the authors of Instant Surrender will make a sequel)
Maximum Overkill (having run out of insects, we move to slaughtering bacteria)