The Truth(TM) about Trump
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^ A posh mosque in disguise, eh!?...
My investigators in Atlantic City can't believe what they are finding. I'm not saying anything... it's just that rabid Trumpies should be asking some pretty hard questions about their Messiah... You know, about him possibly being Muslim. I mean... LOOK AT THIS MOSQUE! Whom is he kidding!?
Look, now. Repeatedly using his standard trick, and continuously going after Obama about his religion, looks like the perfect alibi that's meant to divert attention away from The Great Toupee's own religious convictions. I mean, I'm not saying anything, but... why is he lying about his religion?
Want proof? Unlike Trumpsie, I've got proof! Here's the proof. First of all, I've never seen the reality TV guru drinking alcohol or eating pork. Have you? I think that pretty much proves everything. Or something, at least. Also, Mr Rich Douchebag just so happens to adore polygamy! See? Besides, he does not attend the Christian church he falsely claims he attends - fact! He doesn't even know that it's a different denomination from the one he claims to belong to. Whoopsie!
Citation needed? Fine, citation given: "The historic Marble Collegiate Church on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan, New York where leading 2016 GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump told reporters Thursday that he is a member, said Friday that the billionaire real estate mogul is not an active member. "I am Presbyterian Protestant. I go to Marble Collegiate Church," Trump reportedly told reporters in Greenville, South Carolina Thursday according to CNN. Marble Collegiate Church is not a Presbyterian denomination, however, but part of the Reformed Church in America. In a statement released to that network however, the church, which dates back to 1628, acknowledged a strong connection with Trump's family but said he was not an active worshipper."
Now that his cover has finally been blown, I suggest his new position on religion should be, "I love Teh Muslins. I think only a slight majority of them are camel-shagging towel-headed terrorists. I'm sure some are even nice people". That'll definitely help him get the Democratic vote.
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Date: 20/9/15 21:45 (UTC)Walker's decline has been disappointing. Not sure what to make of it yet.
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Date: 21/9/15 09:12 (UTC)Who'll win the GOP nomination?
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Date: 22/9/15 02:49 (UTC)COME ON JEFF CURSE! I NEED HIS PREDICTIONS SO I KNOW WHERE TO BET!!
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