Friday nonsense: New Age bullshit generator

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

Hey, I found this awesome bullshit generator which will definitely help you sound even smarter than Deepak Chopra to your friends!

New Age Bullshit Generator

Namaste. Do you want to sell a New Age product and/or service? Tired of coming up with meaningless copy for your starry-eyed customers? Want to join the ranks of bestselling self-help authors? Click the Reionize electrons button at the top of the page to generate a full page of New Age poppycock.

Here's a sample of what I got after a few random clicks:

"Consciousness consists of ultrasonic energy of quantum energy. “Quantum” means a flowering of the ancient. Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is learning."

"We are being called to explore the galaxy itself as an interface between curiosity and choice."

"By deepening, we reflect."

"We believe, we vibrate, we are reborn. You and I are pilgrims of the grid."

"The multiverse is overflowing with bio-feedback. We are being called to explore the planet itself as an interface between divinity and fulfillment."

"Conscious living is the driver of serenity. The goal of pulses is to plant the seeds of growth rather than desire."

"We are in the midst of a karmic unfolding of learning that will let us access the galaxy itself."

"By redefining, we self-actualize. This life is nothing short of an unfolding paradigm shift of conscious wellbeing."

"Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is intuition."

"The goal of vibrations is to plant the seeds of chi rather than suffering. Understanding is the knowledge of freedom, and of us."

"Consciousness consists of atomic ionization of quantum energy. “Quantum” means an unveiling of the conscious. To engage with the circuit is to become one with it."

And my fave one:

"As you dream, you will enter into infinite transcendence that transcends understanding."

Comments

[nairiporter.livejournal.com]

This life is nothing short of an evolving current of zero-point being. The solar system is electrified with vibrations.

The grid is buzzing with electromagnetic resonance. Consciousness consists of sub-atomic particles of quantum energy. “Quantum” means a blossoming of the powerful.

You and I are seekers of the galaxy. We exist as sonar energy.

Balance is the driver of power. Ecstasy requires exploration.


I think my brain has turned into pulp now...

[luzribeiro.livejournal.com]

[garote]

My favorite: "To engage with the circuit is to become one with it."

I think I saw this in Tron back in the 80's...

[sandwichwarrior.livejournal.com]

After 3 clicks I feel a not-so-strange compulsion to eat red-meat and ask a friend (or frenemy) to hit me as hard as they can.