Friday lulz. The richness of the Bulgarian language

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

Hi, fellow procrastinators smart, sophisticated folks! Now, there may be one word in my language which could substitute virtually anything, and express any sentiment in combination with another word - the word "takova" (this, that, it, such). But I ain't gonna occupy you with that right now - maybe another time. Here I'll rather focus on a combo of two other words, which are equally multifunctional.

"Eba" = to fuck
"Maika" = mother

So here we go!

"Mamka ti da eba" (literally: Fuck your mommy) = Now you really pissed me off!
"Eba li maika mu" (literally: Do I fuck its mother?) = The hell should I know?
"Ebal sam ti maikata" (literally: I've fucked your mother) = Don't waste my time with nonsense!
"`Bah ti mamata" (literally: I fucked your mom) = You're full of surprises!
"Eba li mama mu" (literally: Do I fuck its mommy?) = I have no idea.
"'Ba li ma`a mu" (literally: Do I fuck its mum?) = Don't know and don't care.
"Dali da ne ti eba maikata" (literally: I wonder if I shouldn't fuck your mother) = Dude, you've crossed a line.
"Da eba maika ti, da eba" (literally: I'd fuck your mother, I'll fuck her) = I'll get a revenge on you some day, but obviously not today.
"Ebah ti maikata" (literally: I fucked your mother) = I don't give a damn about you any more.
"Eeeeee, da ti eba maikata" (literally: Aaargh! I'd fuck your mother) = Damn, this is too unexpected!
"E, sega veche si eba maikata" (literally: Well, now it has fucked its mother) = What a complicated situation!
"Ti si si ebal maikata" (literally: You've fucked your mother) = Wow, dude, you're awesome!
"Maikata si e ebalo" (literally: It has fucked its mother) = This is a very unpleasant situation.
"I si eba maikata" (literally: And then it fucked its mother) = It's all over.

Once you've learned these phrases, I guarantee you'll have no problems around the bars in Sunny Beach.

Comments

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

But let's not forget that these words should also be said with the appropriate tone, pose and hand gesture, as so aptly demonstrated by the famous Bulgarian football superstar Hristo Stoichkov:

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

You don't mess with that guy. You. Just. Don't.

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I shouldn't fuck your mother

[yes-justice.livejournal.com]

Probably not, but vive la difference.

[johnny9fingers.livejournal.com]

You ought to write to Reinhold Aman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinhold_Aman), who published Maledicta (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maledicta)

Amazingly enough, I have many volumes in my library.

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

That reminds me of the Swearsaurus (http://nawcom.com/swearing/).

[general-denikin.livejournal.com]

I believed it's only typical for russian language.

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

And Serbian, and Croatian, and Slovenian, and Macedonian.

Hell, even Kobe Bryant now swears in Serbian.

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[general-denikin.livejournal.com]

Really? I thought only Rodman can swear in korean.

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

But South Korean or North Korean?

[general-denikin.livejournal.com]

I guess north. Nobody loves american alcoholics in South Korea. Only in North Korea do.

[peamasii.livejournal.com]

We have similar semantic forms for swearing in Romanian, usually related to the other's mother, but also to one's own genitalia. It may be a little harder than other languages because the possessive and reflexive pronouns are appended to the noun, I'm not sure this is done in any other language.

Note that Romanian uses both latin and slavic roots for the word mother, such as:
mama (latin), maica-ta (slavic) , muma (latin) , ma-ta (pejorative)

the generic (non-directional) forms are:

"pe-a masii!"
their mother! (meaning: (fuck) their mother!, aka my nickname here ;-)

"pizda masii!"
(their) mama's cunt!

"(dute-n) in pula mea!"
my dick! (meaning "(go) _fuck_ me!" or "(go) eat my dick")

"sugi pula!"
suck my dick

The direct swearing is more creative, the simplest being "ma-ta!" (your mom!) there are many many forms, such as:

(Futu-ti) biserica / pastele / mortii / gura matii
(Fuck your) mama's church / easter/ dead relatives / mouth

Sa-ti / mi bag(i) pula-n ma-ta
May you / I fuck your mother

Futu-te-n cur / gura / nara / urechi!
Fuck you in the ass / mouth / nose / ears!

Pisa-mas in gura ta
I piss in your mouth

These ones show the more advanced improvisatory side of directed swearing:

Usca-mi-as sosetele pe crucea ma`tii
I dry my socks on your mother's cross

Esti o _laba trista / _labagiu
You are a sad jerk off!

[anfalicious.livejournal.com]

Fuck your mother's dead relatives is awesome :)

[yes-justice.livejournal.com]

Fuck me with your mothers dick.

That one was always odd.

[yes-justice.livejournal.com]

[anfalicious.livejournal.com]

I consider fuck to be the most important word in the English language, and it is vital for proper Australian patois.



Fuck the fucking fuckers.

[moonshaz.livejournal.com]

Well, you Bulgarians are just a bunch of motherfuckers, aren't you? ;-p

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

And badass ones, at that!

[moonshaz.livejournal.com]

Obviously! :-D