[identity profile] malasadas.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] talkpolitics
http://www.salon.com/2014/01/23/a_ghost_ship_filled_with_cannibal_rats_may_be_headed_straight_for_britain/

The story is thus:  a former Soviet cruise ship was abandoned in harbor in Canada.  After a year of financial wrangling, the Canadian government seized the ship and sold it to scrapper...who proceeded to lose it at sea.  The government located the ship and failed to return it to port after determining the ship posed no threat to the coast or maritime interests.

Since then, two lifeboat beacons have been detected on different days. Since the beacons go off when they hit the water, it is surmised that these beacons went off when their lifeboats were dropped into the ocean by storms.  It is also surmised that the failure of other beacons to go off means they are still on the ship which is assumed to be afloat.  A radar profile matching the size of the ship has also been detected but recon planes sent by Britain could not locate it.

This means the ship is likely still adrift in the North Atlantic, more than 2/3 of the way to the UK and could be washed ashore.

But what makes this fun: cannibal rats.  The ship, after a year in harbor, undoubtedly had a substantial rat population.  After a year at sea, the rats have certainly turned cannibal, eating each other to stay alive.  Tabloids is Britain are dubbing the "threat" as the Ghost Ship of Cannibal Rats.  Assuming it does wash ashore, surviving rat passengers will be quite a feral handful for scrappers.

Apart from sounding like a bad movie on SyFy, this has me wondering: Libertarians keep posing suggestions to create floating "islands" in international waters for the establishment of a Libertopia...can we give them this ship?  Alternately, assuming he is not already in prison, could we find the ship, and put the ex-captain of the Costa Concordia on board...so he can sink it?

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Date: 24/1/14 14:13 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] htpcl.livejournal.com
First there was the Bulgarian/Romanian immigrant infestation that never happened. Then there's this.

Obviously, Mother Britannia is doomed.
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Date: 24/1/14 14:44 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] symphonized.livejournal.com
if you were to find the ship, could you then lay claim to it?

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Date: 24/1/14 20:32 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peristaltor.livejournal.com
Yup, but since no one wants it, you would have to get it to the scrap beach (in India) on your own, and that would cost some cash.

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Date: 24/1/14 15:57 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soliloquy76.livejournal.com
Look on the bright side: cannibal rats are far better than a rogue AI that turns people into a cyborg zombies using scrap from the ship (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120458/).

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Date: 24/1/14 16:53 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
Yeah, I sat through that one too.

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Date: 24/1/14 19:34 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rick-day.livejournal.com
Popeye the Cyborg Sailor?

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Date: 24/1/14 15:57 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brother-dour.livejournal.com
Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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Date: 24/1/14 17:38 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
Outwit, outplay, outlast.

Cannibal Rat season 7 was the best.

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Date: 24/1/14 19:18 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Where's an armed drone when you need one.

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Date: 24/1/14 20:33 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peristaltor.livejournal.com
Looking for the Rat Queen?

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Date: 24/1/14 19:33 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rick-day.livejournal.com
No Boat is an Island, Man

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Date: 24/1/14 20:43 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wuvvumsoc.livejournal.com
Would the rats even survive a year's generations worth of cannibalization?

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Date: 27/1/14 01:43 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rick-day.livejournal.com
QUICK! DO MATH!

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Date: 25/1/14 05:21 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] telemann.livejournal.com
Wonder what the scrap is worth.

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Date: 27/1/14 00:59 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yes-justice.livejournal.com
You'd think someone would go strip it.

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Date: 25/1/14 20:57 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreadfulpenny81.livejournal.com
Libertarians keep posing suggestions to create floating "islands" in international waters for the establishment of a Libertopia...can we give them this ship? Alternately, assuming he is not already in prison, could we find the ship, and put the ex-captain of the Costa Concordia on board...so he can sink it?

Wow, you stay classy!

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Date: 26/1/14 02:12 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
Funny how it's okay to criticize Occupy for accomplishing nothing and yet libertarians, who if anything have accomplished less, shouldn't be criticized?

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Date: 26/1/14 10:55 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luzribeiro.livejournal.com
Hilarious reading comprehension fail.

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Date: 26/1/14 11:52 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ddstory.livejournal.com
Wait, you mean you want a ghost ship infested with cannibal rats to reach the British shores?

Y U HATIN ON TEH BRITZ, MHMMM?

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Date: 26/1/14 20:46 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yes-justice.livejournal.com
To be fair, those floating ship city ideas were nonsensically amusing to land lovers who want to try to learn to get along with their fellow humans.
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(frozen) Cannibal rats on a drifting ship - how symbolic

Date: 27/1/14 01:56 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rick-day.livejournal.com
Be glad the would 'libertard' was not used.

Oh leave them be, it's their corner of the internet. This community is becoming another left flavored echo chamber in here anyway.

Too bad, so sad. Where has all the robust dissent gone? I wish I could fix it, but I just don't care about what people I don't know think of me.

Meanwhile, like most others, just content to keep reading and waiting for some story that does not somehow take a jab at the US, and chuckle along with the chucklers. Hey, none of it is to be taken serious, yo! Island nations are the new Tin foil hats of dismissal to a valid ingredient to the essence of freedom.

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Date: 27/1/14 00:35 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] underlankers.livejournal.com
If in the future this turns out to be the origin of the Council of 13, Lords of the Religion of the Horned Rat, I shall be greatly amused. :P

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Date: 27/1/14 01:58 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rick-day.livejournal.com
are you going to make me have to google all that?

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