Al-Bama's reversed-reverse re-affirmative re-inaction policy

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In recent days, POTUS Barry Hussein Al-Bama has received a lot of rebuke from various feminazis, pesky minority groups and even some moderate conservatives (yeah, rumor has it that they're still out there, although their existence is yet to be verified), for the apparent lack of diversity in his new administration. The iron(y) has burnt through shirts, pants & all, and is now scorching the wooden table underneath.

In response to all this criticism, amidst boos and yells "You lie", Al-Bama said, "Being the new-old POTUS, I'm planning to fill my cabinet with the best prepared peeps around, regardless of skin tan, age, sex, sexual orientation, or food preference. Or any other identification nonsense, to that matter. In the meantime, I've been told that my previous administration had waaay too much color in it and wasn't representative enough for Murkka. So, in order to truly represent all Amurkkans, I'll have to take reversed reverse re-affirmative re-action and appoint a bunch of old white Christian dudes whenever an opportunity comes by".

One of the most vocal angry white Christian males was heard saying, "As an angry white Christian dude, I definitely felt Hussein Al-Bama wasn't really representing me. Beside being half-non-white, his name sounded funny and confusing. Now that he has chosen to correct his mistake and do the right choice this time around, I can finally feel comfortable voting Democrat again. Hey, I'm hearing he even picked up a Republican old white guy as his Secretary of Bombs & Drones, just to get yet one more white man on his administration. That's commendable! And I applaud it!"

Al-Bama had obviously realized his previous mistake, "My policy of ignoring old white Christian males was unfortunate, in that it naturally insulted many of the white male persuasion. I sincerely apologize for this error. I can totally understand that white Christian dudes haven't felt exactly enthusiastic about my party, the Big Tent party. Considering I was raised by white Christian people, it's safe to say I actually have white heritage (forget my years at the Indonesian madrassa). Now looking back, I have to admit that for decades, the achievements of white Christian males have been ignored and unrecognized in this country; what's worse, their accomplishments have been erroneously ascribed to undeserving minorities and wimminz. Fortunately, I have now realized my error, and I am going to change this by pushing for the introduction of a White History Month. I think that has been long overdue".

Naturally, Al-Bama's U-turn is being met with acclaim from white Christian males all across Real Murkka. But, as might be expected, some minorities (wimminz included) are not very happy. Now they are accusing the POTUS of reversed-reverse discrimination. An African-Amurkkan representative said, "Al-Bama used to pretend to represent ALL Murkkans. So he shouldn't be pandering to identity politics by ignoring qualified minorities and wimminz and showing preference to token white males!"

Al-Bama gives the fist-bump at a meeting with two old token white dudes

Al-Bama responded, "Nonsense! I ain't trying to favor white Christian males. I'm just compensating for past reverse discriminatory policies. I sure can see where the objections of wimminz and minorities are coming from, but may I remind y'all that they've never seen what it's like to be reversely discriminated against, so they don't know what they're talking about. Besides, it's not like my preference for white Christian males is gonna be a permanent policy - no way! It'll stay only until we manage to undo all the damages of decades of reverse discrimination".