[identity profile] abomvubuso.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] talkpolitics
All right guys, sorry, I know it's still Thursday at most of your places (those living down-under are obviously excluded), but it's well past midnight where I am right now, so it's practically Friday, Dec 21. And still no shroud of darkness engulfing the sky, and no horizon approaching me at the speed of light. And I had stored sooo much food and drinks! Hey, I even joined a nightclub orgy (What. Why are you looking at me like that? There's plenty of them in Phuket), doing things unthinkable and unforgivable in the eyes of the gods - like doing the limbo dance with a pink boa wrapped around my neck, and a banana hat on my head! Can you imagine how hard that is after the stick has reached knee-height? Ehhh? But hey, this is supposed to be the end of the world, no? It could at least be fun, if anything.

I'm still not hearing anything evil coming towards me. What the hell!? *disappointed*

OH WAIT... That last statement could've been a bit premature...

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(Fading voice) Oh well. At least it didn't hurt. Much.

You're next. Don't worry. It's not as bad as it looks.

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Date: 21/12/12 02:21 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anfalicious.livejournal.com
JJ Abrams owes me a good 100 hours of my life back.

"I'm going to make this story with all these hints and clues that there is something AMAZING going on so you have to watch to figure it out and then not wrap up ANY of them and just end it with some pseudo-religious hoo ha".

It was a good show, until it ended.

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Date: 21/12/12 09:15 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anfalicious.livejournal.com
I mega marathoned it too, it's addictive like crack, with much the same side effects.

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Date: 20/12/12 20:33 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ddstory.livejournal.com
Oh look! Gandalf the Black uses the magic Ring of power to help Bilbo Baggins catch a spaceship full of cave trolls!

Looks familiar.

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Date: 20/12/12 20:40 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notmrgarrison.livejournal.com
The universe doesn't want Psy to reach a billion:



He's currently at 991,421,889.

Or perhaps the billionth view is what will trigger it.
Edited Date: 20/12/12 20:41 (UTC)

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Date: 20/12/12 21:06 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luvdovz.livejournal.com
I see you're eager to have your cavities searched by security.

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Date: 20/12/12 20:51 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ddstory.livejournal.com
When Psy reaches a billion, the Universe will have finally reached the point of the Big Rip.

Space will expand so fast that the fundamental links of matter at a quantum level will be torn apart, the fundamental forces of nature will collapse, and everything will turn to dust in an instant.

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Then Psy will be doing the Gangnam dance for eternity, surrounded by the Void.

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It iz known.

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Date: 20/12/12 21:06 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luvdovz.livejournal.com
With those torrents that I'm hearing of, your place must really resemble something like a mini end of the world.

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Date: 20/12/12 21:15 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] underlankers.livejournal.com
The world's ended so many times now it seems like it's a comic book universe. :P

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Date: 20/12/12 21:18 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nairiporter.livejournal.com
Who is to say that it isn't? A digital universe, that is!

There is also this crazy theory that we have created the universe in our minds and it dies every time we fall asleep, to be reborn in the morning. Of course the question then is, the morning of what. :-)

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Date: 20/12/12 21:19 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] htpcl.livejournal.com
I am become death, the destroyer of..... Zzzzzzzzz....

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Date: 20/12/12 21:39 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rick-day.livejournal.com
This is not funny, people! We are all going to die!









someday...

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Date: 21/12/12 00:53 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awdrey-gore.livejournal.com
Tomorrow is my anniversary. There's a joke in there, I am sure, but I'm too close to it to pull it off.

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Date: 21/12/12 02:24 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anfalicious.livejournal.com
but I'm too close to it to pull it off.

There's a joke in there somewhere...

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Date: 21/12/12 02:27 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awdrey-gore.livejournal.com
Well played!

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Date: 21/12/12 01:24 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gunslnger.livejournal.com
I'm still not hearing anything evil coming towards me. What the hell!? *disappointed*

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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Date: 21/12/12 02:18 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ofbg.livejournal.com
My theory: The myan crackpot that spent his life carving the calendar into stone either died before he got to Dec 22 or maybe he was tossed into a Myan loonie bin.

What's your theory?

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Date: 21/12/12 02:27 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anfalicious.livejournal.com
He ran out of space on the rock.

Or, of course, the actual theory is that it's just the end of this current long count, which is the end of the fourth world. A new one starts tomorrow.

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