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talkpoliticsIt has come to the attention of the Neo-Orc League in these, the days of Eldarion King of Gondor, that the War of the Ring, so-called, was nothing but an inside job aimed at an illegal coup against the line of Stewards to usurp the rightful order of Gondor. We have proof of this from not only the College of One Drunk One-Eyed Man At the Pub, but from the clearly altered stories of the so-called 'rightful' dynasty. There were no Orcs leading a giant battering ram at the gates of Minas Tirith, it was all the phantoms of that strange wizard Mithrandir and his scheming. Mithrandir, or as we calls 'em, Odin, was a fickle scheming no-goodnik who had no respect for the freedom of choice regular humans exercised.
The controversy is deeper still, there are stories that King Elessar himself used the seeing stones of this 'Sauron' to orchestrate ties with that 'menace' that supposedly lived in Mordor. Perhaps Mordor itself was nothing but a relic of 'Numenor' intent on harrassing honest, God-fearing Gondorians who respected democracy like regular, everyday folk.
Can't you people see what the truth is, or do I have to get off my duff and show you in graphic detail? We must teach the controversy! No War of the Ring, as there was never a One Ring, and stories of hairy-footed dwarfs are in any rate a slander against the noble people of the North.
The War of the Ring was an inside job, my friends, and only those who refuse to accept the obvious truth cannot see this, all others are part of The ConspiracyTM to prop up Gondorian Imperialism against poor, third-world areas like the Far Harad and the Easterlings.
The controversy is deeper still, there are stories that King Elessar himself used the seeing stones of this 'Sauron' to orchestrate ties with that 'menace' that supposedly lived in Mordor. Perhaps Mordor itself was nothing but a relic of 'Numenor' intent on harrassing honest, God-fearing Gondorians who respected democracy like regular, everyday folk.
Can't you people see what the truth is, or do I have to get off my duff and show you in graphic detail? We must teach the controversy! No War of the Ring, as there was never a One Ring, and stories of hairy-footed dwarfs are in any rate a slander against the noble people of the North.
The War of the Ring was an inside job, my friends, and only those who refuse to accept the obvious truth cannot see this, all others are part of The ConspiracyTM to prop up Gondorian Imperialism against poor, third-world areas like the Far Harad and the Easterlings.
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Date: 7/10/12 21:17 (UTC)Can we have a re-re-re-buttal?
(Blarrrgh! Too many butts!)
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Date: 8/10/12 00:03 (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 8/10/12 18:36 (UTC)Interesting.
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Date: 8/10/12 19:09 (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 8/10/12 19:44 (UTC)People have a tendency to surprise me. :T
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Date: 8/10/12 20:09 (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 8/10/12 17:15 (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 8/10/12 05:49 (UTC)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH0mCbBF0q8#t=0m25s
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Date: 8/10/12 09:59 (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 8/10/12 12:52 (UTC)The truth is that the Powers in the West were scared that Sauron would enlighten us primitive humans and give us secret powers known only to the Undying, maybe even let us finally beat death. They knew all of that, and every time something like that happened - Orome, in particular - it brought them nothing but a world of shit. I mean, they had to cast out the folks Orome brought back to Valinor! And who got stuck with the war-happy exiles? Oh, right, the Latecomers, the Visitors, the Edain. If Sauron taught us, we'd become just as unruly as the Noldor! So they obviously couldn't have that, so they sent one of their own to install a puppet government that would keep us subservient to Valinor, which isn't even a real place! Seriously, they claim to rule from some mystical "Straight Path" (obvious anti-gay propaganda, even after they basically made gays the hero of the Red Book - shows their inherent inconsistency). Valinor is in Harad, which is why we're told it's fully of ungovernable savages - to keep us from exploring and sullying their "Undying Lands" (which really just means they're racist against those with the Gift of Death).
WAKE UP
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Date: 8/10/12 14:18 (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 8/10/12 14:18 (UTC)No seriously wake up, you're drooling.
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Date: 8/10/12 14:40 (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 8/10/12 16:15 (UTC)I bought "The Children of Hurin", but I'm kind of afraid to start it. Not sure if it's going to be as dry.
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Date: 8/10/12 14:41 (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 8/10/12 14:49 (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 8/10/12 14:52 (UTC)And that's why worship of the one true religion -- the Endless Dark -- is so vigorously suppressed.
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Date: 8/10/12 14:59 (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 8/10/12 22:07 (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 8/10/12 22:46 (UTC)For me, the moment truthers earned derision was the one when they decided it was okay to include victim's families as being 'in' on the conspiracy. Otherwise, I would likely have just let them go their way like I do moon-landing conspiracy theorists.
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Date: 8/10/12 23:46 (UTC)claim and a few of the families themselves are on record questioning
the official story. Its a mixed bag.
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Date: 9/10/12 01:28 (UTC)This is not what I'm presented with when viewing truther websites.
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Date: 8/10/12 23:31 (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 8/10/12 23:48 (UTC)excepting Diana ;). Not the same as mass murder within a few seconds.
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Date: 9/10/12 03:03 (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 10/10/12 00:13 (UTC)To what is this in response?
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Date: 10/10/12 00:46 (UTC)