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talkpoliticsWho wouldn't love to be employed at Google? Just look at some of the complaints issued by their workers:
- The gym is too far away from my office! If they had made a gym in our building I would've visited it. I don't feel like walking for 100 metres to the next building!
- I haven't received a free tennis racket for almost 3 months!
- These $100 earphones the company gave me are spoiling my haircut!
- When I'm sent on business trips to some of the other Google offices around the country, the food there is alien to me and I don't know what to eat!
- 5 out of the 8 t-shirts they gave me for free, are black. This pisses me off. I like blue t-shirts more!
- We made a catapult out of the office furniture, but the ceiling is too low and we can't launch the oranges any further than 45 metres away!
- When we were sky-diving during our team-building, I was promised 50 seconds of free fall. But when I later watched the video, turns out I only had 41 seconds of free fall!
- Just as I get used to the new phone they gave me, they come up with a brand new model and I have to study it anew!
- I don't see any difference between the "Relaxation" program, the "Recovery" and the "Power surge" program on my massage sofa!
- There's a rather limited variety of arcade games at our office, and I'm forced to visit the next building!
- When I go to the kitchen to take my free soft drinks, turns out they've just put them in the fridge and the drinks haven't cooled yet. How am I supposed to work this way!?
- I get so full after breakfast, I can't get properly hungry by lunch time!
- The couch in my office is not large enough for me to stretch on it in my full length!
- There's just one couch in our games room and I had to play Call of Duty in a fucking sofa!
- Because I have 14 meals a week at Google, it's cheaper to eat at their cafe or in the restaurant, rather than buying my own food. In result, I haven't cooked at home for almost a year, and I've lost my cooking habits now!
- When I work at home I have to cook my own lunch and dinner!
- My colleagues ate all the pizza at lunch and I was forced to eat a steak!
- I've gained weight due to all that food they give us for free!
- We were at a team-building in Hawaii and I burned in the sun!
- My work place is located in the middle between the two kitchens, and every time I have hesitations which way to go!
- The chalk for the billiard cue doesn't match in colour with the lining of the pool table!
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- The gym is too far away from my office! If they had made a gym in our building I would've visited it. I don't feel like walking for 100 metres to the next building!
- I haven't received a free tennis racket for almost 3 months!
- These $100 earphones the company gave me are spoiling my haircut!
- When I'm sent on business trips to some of the other Google offices around the country, the food there is alien to me and I don't know what to eat!
- 5 out of the 8 t-shirts they gave me for free, are black. This pisses me off. I like blue t-shirts more!
- We made a catapult out of the office furniture, but the ceiling is too low and we can't launch the oranges any further than 45 metres away!
- When we were sky-diving during our team-building, I was promised 50 seconds of free fall. But when I later watched the video, turns out I only had 41 seconds of free fall!
- Just as I get used to the new phone they gave me, they come up with a brand new model and I have to study it anew!
- I don't see any difference between the "Relaxation" program, the "Recovery" and the "Power surge" program on my massage sofa!
- There's a rather limited variety of arcade games at our office, and I'm forced to visit the next building!
- When I go to the kitchen to take my free soft drinks, turns out they've just put them in the fridge and the drinks haven't cooled yet. How am I supposed to work this way!?
- I get so full after breakfast, I can't get properly hungry by lunch time!
- The couch in my office is not large enough for me to stretch on it in my full length!
- There's just one couch in our games room and I had to play Call of Duty in a fucking sofa!
- Because I have 14 meals a week at Google, it's cheaper to eat at their cafe or in the restaurant, rather than buying my own food. In result, I haven't cooked at home for almost a year, and I've lost my cooking habits now!
- When I work at home I have to cook my own lunch and dinner!
- My colleagues ate all the pizza at lunch and I was forced to eat a steak!
- I've gained weight due to all that food they give us for free!
- We were at a team-building in Hawaii and I burned in the sun!
- My work place is located in the middle between the two kitchens, and every time I have hesitations which way to go!
- The chalk for the billiard cue doesn't match in colour with the lining of the pool table!
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Date: 13/7/12 19:32 (UTC)Just not the black t-shirts!!!11!1 It's hot in here.
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Date: 13/7/12 20:44 (UTC)Oh wait...
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Date: 14/7/12 03:55 (UTC)Remember this is a post about how *weird* google is, for treating its employees well.
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Date: 13/7/12 20:32 (UTC)No problem. Consider it sorted out! Next time you get 65 seconds of free fall. Buh-bye!
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Date: 13/7/12 20:50 (UTC)"Much of Google's business depends on pornography. For example, 25% of search engine requests are for pornography."
"Google officially supports the liberal and social libertarian cause of so-called "same sex marriage."
Reputed source: http://www.conservapedia.com/Google
So yeah, it's a conspiracy!
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Date: 13/7/12 23:51 (UTC)Where in the world are couch and sofa not synonymous? What is the difference?
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Date: 14/7/12 14:23 (UTC)Trufax, I know a google engineer who did go in to eat (can't cook) but worked at home during day.