Inspired by the recent post about gun control, I wanted to talk about guns. More specifically, what guns do. It helps to nail down some basics before getting into higher-level discussions about gun policy. So what exactly do guns do? How should we talk about guns? I have a story.
Well, after years of study, I have determined that guns shoot bits of metal at things. Rather, guns shoot people. For instance, I point the gun-thing at that guy over there and a small bit of metal-stuff is propelled towards his general area, often involving some disruption of bodily integrity. More often than not, the small bit of metal misses completely as people are generally terrible at shooting when it doesn't involve a nice little range where everything is nice and neat, and your target isn't some piece of paper. Hell, all the hunters I know miss more deer than they hit. Shooting stuff is hard in the real world.
The question: does this ability to fling bits of metal in a general direction make you safer? I contend that it does not. I often find that people involved with metal-flinging most often find themselves harmed by other people's bits of metal flung in their general direction.
Personal protection these days seems to subsist on a blurring of lines between survivability and lethality. If you're very concerned about being shot, the best thing you can do is to lay down on the ground and put a bag over your head. 98 percent of all metal-bits flung out of gun-things are shot above waist-level, often in an ascending pattern. So hit the deck, and put a bag over your head. There you go, you've just increased your survivability by a whole bunch.
Do guns increase your chances of surviving a gun-shot? Not really. All the scientific evidence I've found suggests that being in the possession of a gun does little to nothing to mitigate the effects of having one's bodily integrity compromised by metal bits. It would seem that having a bag over your head is better, in that it prevents you from seeing possibly disturbing and traumatic things, and thus saving you a lot of psychological harm. In fact, I haven't found one case of someone being shot to death while wearing a bag over their head.
Do guns make your safer, or do guns just make you more able to use guns? I think that guns just make it easier for you to use guns. Gang-members, after all, are all about the guns, and they always end up dead for some strange reason, in spite of all the personal protection they have. Neither have I found any gang-member putting a bag over their head. I can find a pretty strong reverse-correlation between gun-deaths and a lack of bags-over-heads.
I have tried putting a bag over my head, and I can confidently assert that I've never been shot to death while doing so. Nor have I ever been robbed. This is because wearing a bag over your head implies that you lack any serious financial resources. If you had financial resources, you'd be wearing a very fancy bag over your head, and my experiments involve brown-paper grocery bags. DO NOT CUT EYE HOLES! This is very important.
Also of note: I can shoot just as accurately as any random person with a bag over my head. Weird how that works.
Well, after years of study, I have determined that guns shoot bits of metal at things. Rather, guns shoot people. For instance, I point the gun-thing at that guy over there and a small bit of metal-stuff is propelled towards his general area, often involving some disruption of bodily integrity. More often than not, the small bit of metal misses completely as people are generally terrible at shooting when it doesn't involve a nice little range where everything is nice and neat, and your target isn't some piece of paper. Hell, all the hunters I know miss more deer than they hit. Shooting stuff is hard in the real world.
The question: does this ability to fling bits of metal in a general direction make you safer? I contend that it does not. I often find that people involved with metal-flinging most often find themselves harmed by other people's bits of metal flung in their general direction.
Personal protection these days seems to subsist on a blurring of lines between survivability and lethality. If you're very concerned about being shot, the best thing you can do is to lay down on the ground and put a bag over your head. 98 percent of all metal-bits flung out of gun-things are shot above waist-level, often in an ascending pattern. So hit the deck, and put a bag over your head. There you go, you've just increased your survivability by a whole bunch.
Do guns increase your chances of surviving a gun-shot? Not really. All the scientific evidence I've found suggests that being in the possession of a gun does little to nothing to mitigate the effects of having one's bodily integrity compromised by metal bits. It would seem that having a bag over your head is better, in that it prevents you from seeing possibly disturbing and traumatic things, and thus saving you a lot of psychological harm. In fact, I haven't found one case of someone being shot to death while wearing a bag over their head.
Do guns make your safer, or do guns just make you more able to use guns? I think that guns just make it easier for you to use guns. Gang-members, after all, are all about the guns, and they always end up dead for some strange reason, in spite of all the personal protection they have. Neither have I found any gang-member putting a bag over their head. I can find a pretty strong reverse-correlation between gun-deaths and a lack of bags-over-heads.
I have tried putting a bag over my head, and I can confidently assert that I've never been shot to death while doing so. Nor have I ever been robbed. This is because wearing a bag over your head implies that you lack any serious financial resources. If you had financial resources, you'd be wearing a very fancy bag over your head, and my experiments involve brown-paper grocery bags. DO NOT CUT EYE HOLES! This is very important.
Also of note: I can shoot just as accurately as any random person with a bag over my head. Weird how that works.
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Date: 9/6/12 15:00 (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 9/6/12 17:06 (UTC)And in fact very easily *buys* guns. A *lot* of guns. If enough of it plus callousness and balls, even heavy artillery.
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Date: 9/6/12 15:55 (UTC)And then there is the image of the cowboy, dirty harry, or maybe the Matrix or that chick from the Resident Evil movies. Maybe you can hold it sideways and it shoots better, or maybe your aim is improved if you spin around in slow motion shooting two of them at once, sideways of course. You can do this with a shotgun, Desert Eagle, or elephant gun just as easily as you can a pistol. You don't have to worry about the damn thing bouncing back and knocking your teeth out. Also it looks cool to point it stuff, it makes you look tough. Nevermind gun safety or anything, the thing doesn't go off unless you want it to, you can even do little tricks with it like juggling.
There's the idea that it reinforces how much of a red neck someone is, or otherwise how much of a gangster they are. It seems to be a political statement in that you go brandishing it around when you want to remind people you're a conservative. If you're in the Police force it is one of the things you can use to bully around the public out there.
And then someone accidently gets shot and we all learn the reality of what guns do.
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Date: 9/6/12 23:59 (UTC)Guns are made to shoot things. The implied reason is to kill them
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Date: 9/6/12 17:52 (UTC)Of course, I find it perfectly fine for people to collect weapons as a hobby or whatever, but when the rationale of protection comes into play, I question people who feel they need land mines and bazookas.
This is all just conjecture, and if anyone can actually tell me the purpose of an automatic weapon in the hands of a civilian for purposes other than collecting, I am willing to learn.
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Date: 9/6/12 19:07 (UTC)I'm taking them all back for a refund!
(And if I had time I'd leave a non-flippant comment along the lines of how misogynistic the whole omg-guns-have-no-use-at-all argument is. But I don't, so please ignore my reference.)
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Date: 9/6/12 19:26 (UTC)One, fling metal in such a way that has the possibility of inducing trauma, great pain, and/or death in another human being. Two, being recognizable as being able to do such a thing with regularity and therefore affecting the behavior of other people that see and/or know about it.
So, let's consider 4 possible combinations of those factors: 1) Effective use (i.e. the gun hits the target) and not being recognized., 2) Effective use and being recognized as a gun. 3) Ineffective use and not being recognized, and 4) Ineffective use and being recognized.
You are talking about the 4th combination when you discuss "spray and pray". The main effect of guns in this situation is behavioral and it's to induce fear. The possibility of "accidental" effective use and therefore death is probably the big reason for the fear and it totally accents the differences in the people with a gun's "power" vs. everyone else's.
So, you're in the ballpark on that one.
The others, not so much.
Like #3. That's when someone hears a noise, doesn't register it as a danger and just goes on with their life. If it's not explained to them it's a danger, nothing really happens unless the bullet ends up accidentally going straight up, then coming down and killing someone on New Years or something. Then we get a law.
#2 Can be good and bad depending on why the actions are being taken. A SWAT team taking out a murderer is doing this. Often, police are theoretically applying this when they threaten a criminal with violence while trying to get him to surrender. The idea being "I can effectively kill and/or hurt you", you recognize I have a gun, you will comply. And--supposedly--many criminals will do so because they are also more afraid of #4 than the police. However, mass shootings like the one at Virginia Tech are this category as well. People watched the guy, knew he was armed, and he rather effectively--from his victim count--used his guns.
In both instances of #2, it's as much seeing the effectiveness of the gun use as the actual implied fear of the gun that creates the element of control over unarmed people. Even the police going into situations like this are afraid...
Which leaves us with #1.
THIS one is probably the scariest after the fact and the most shocking up front. This is like the beltway sniper situation. This is also what makes the Secret Service paranoid. Why? Because--if you never recognize the gun--you can't adjust your behavior to avoid getting shot. There's essentially nothing you can do to really ameliorate the threat. You can't comply with a sniper or a random gunman in a crowd or the person you don't suspect of carrying a concealed weapon. The only thing you can do is to try and figure out what they might want ahead of time and not be a target.
In the case of a concealed weapon, don't stick out as a likely mark for a criminal or be a criminal if the gun carrier is a law-abiding citizen. In the case of a sniper, it's more of the same except you may never even be aware of them in which case you have no idea who's making the decision to shoot or not to shoot and who you might want to appeal to.
Which is why the fear.
Most of the time--in situations #2 and #4--you know what the person with the gun wants. They want you to "Put your hands where they can see them and step away from the baby sitter slowly." or they want your "Motherfucking wallet" with "no hero shit". In which case, it's simple to handle situation by situation.
So, yeah, depends on whether someone can actually hit the target, eh?
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Date: 9/6/12 20:22 (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 9/6/12 20:20 (UTC)In a weapon-free world the ability to inflict or resist a violent attack is determined by physical ability alone. The weak or infirm, are easy prey for would-be murderer thief or rapist who is young and fit.
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Date: 9/6/12 20:52 (UTC)Cause while I don't know much, I'm pretty sure that in a world with or without weapons, the weak and infirm are always the easiest prey.
This applies to humans and non-humans alike. So I don't buy your argument, not for one second.
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Date: 9/6/12 21:26 (UTC)- Jack Handey
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Date: 11/6/12 01:02 (UTC)Luckily, the Stand Your Ground laws in Texas aren't as retardedly worded like in Florida so this man will likely feel the full brunt of the law for his actions.