[identity profile] sophia-sadek.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] talkpolitics
A charismatic minister approached the first person in line. "What ails you?"

The man responded, "I have been blind since birth."

The minister placed his hand on the man's eyes and said, "I heal you in the name of the Father, in the name of the Son, and in the name of the Holy Spirit."

The man yelled out, "Praise the Lord, I can see."

The minister moved to the next man in line, "Why do you suffer?" A woman with him indicated that he has been deaf since birth. The minister placed his hands on the man's ears and chanted the same magic mumbo jumbo.

"Praise the Lord, I can hear."

As the minister approached the third man in line a woman blocked his way. She said, "Keep your grubby mitts off my son. He has schizophrenia and he's on SSI."

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Date: 18/5/12 21:06 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meus-ovatio.livejournal.com
Haha, disabled people are funny.

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Date: 18/5/12 21:17 (UTC)

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Date: 18/5/12 22:28 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] politikitty.livejournal.com
Drats. I got pretty far in making a Drop Dead Gorgeous response gif.

But all my upload spots are behind the firewall at work.

well, here's the link anyway. (http://gifsoup.com/view/3732426/proud-to-be-an-american.html)

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Date: 20/5/12 03:57 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rimpala.livejournal.com
That gif's reason to exist is drugs.

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Date: 18/5/12 21:44 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awdrey-gore.livejournal.com
Sophia, this is a terrible joke and it sets a standard for that which sucks. Bravo!

Unrelated to the suck of this particular post, I just finished a book about failure to understand a chaos narrative, misdiagnosis, ECT and the cluster fuck that psychiatry can become for those who have plenty o' cash to have their brains fried for diseases they don't have (though the author seems pretty sanguine with his current life despite a couple of psychiatrists failing him, much as I do). Ned Zeman's The Rules of the Tunnel. I meant to post this as a potential read for you in your last post dealing that mentioned ECT but I found myself vacuuming the stairs. I think it would be relevant to your interests.

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Date: 18/5/12 22:15 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aunt-becca.livejournal.com
I'm going to check into that book. I worked for years in an acute psychiatric setting and saw some unbelieveable things,. I also saw firsthand how ECT literally saved people's lives. Thanks for mentioning it.

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Date: 18/5/12 21:47 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luvdovz.livejournal.com
Is this one of the jokes you tell to your virtual students?

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Date: 18/5/12 22:37 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] telemann.livejournal.com
hahahaha

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Date: 18/5/12 22:17 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aunt-becca.livejournal.com
oh, that's right, psychosis is hysterical, and families are overjoyed to have an incapacitated loved one. How silly, I forgot.

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Date: 18/5/12 22:25 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] airiefairie.livejournal.com
Could you translate the meaning of this joke?

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Date: 18/5/12 23:31 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rukh.livejournal.com
Seconded.

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Date: 19/5/12 00:11 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malasadas.livejournal.com
SSI is supplemental income available for those too disabled to work.

What a laugh riot.

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Date: 19/5/12 01:41 (UTC)
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My surprise, let me show you it.

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Date: 19/5/12 05:58 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
Because you think it's true, right?
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Date: 18/5/12 23:03 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinchntouch.livejournal.com
I don't get it.

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Date: 18/5/12 23:07 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usekh.livejournal.com
I would table a motion to withdraw the humor tag from this post

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Date: 19/5/12 01:40 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiffynamehere.livejournal.com
Motion seconded.

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Date: 19/5/12 11:59 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rimpala.livejournal.com
Image

There, fixed the joke for you.

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Date: 19/5/12 15:28 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muscadinegirl.livejournal.com
This anecdote is so stupid I don't even know where to begin.

Yeah, parents just love that helpless feeling when they can't do anything about their children's mental problems. the heartbreak when they consider their children's limited futures, the sheer terror that their children will do something to hurt themselves.

Taking care of disabled children is so simple and easy and you get paid for it. NOT

It's ironic that the suggested cure here should be faith healing, which is also called medical neglect.



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