[identity profile] htpcl.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] talkpolitics
Greetings, dear prudish puritans open-minded modern folks! See, a statue of Venus that was recently erected in the center of the city of Varna (yeah, yeah, we've all been talking about Varna these days, OKAY??) has caused a huge uproar in the local community. BUT WHY? Because the sculptor seemed to have made a prank (mistake? coincidence? non-issue?) by adding something like a... well, see for yourself what he added there:




Yeah, yeah, I get it. She has something between her legs. A pleat of her toga or something. But NO, the local folks who are always so exemplary in their mores (especially during summer when their city is flooded with horny half-naked tourists from all around the world) were CONVINCED it was something far less innocent.

Thus, the "scandalous" statue was first hidden behind a screen of plate iron "so that little kids wouldn't see it", and then the municipal authorities decided to remove it from the center altogether and relegate it to some obscure park where they dump old statues from the commie times. Good that at least they didn't decide to blow it up like the Taliban, after all. Oooh did I just say blow? :-D

Hmmm. And what did that ranking say about Varna? Loose morals and all that, huh? Seems like the prudes are still ruling that place, duh!

Actual article here (if you're intimate with Google Translator, that is... Umph, I just said intimate). *Goes away for a drink shaking his head*

What do those prudes know about ART? Hnh?

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Date: 5/3/12 13:13 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ddstory.livejournal.com
LOL, so the little kids would be totally OK with her bare tits but that fold in her garment? OOOMMMGGG.

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Date: 5/3/12 13:20 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mahnmut.livejournal.com
especially during summer when their city is flooded with horny half-naked tourists from all around the world

OK seriously, I think I know which place will go into my to-visit list once I start planning for my summer vacations!

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Date: 5/3/12 14:27 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peamasii.livejournal.com
It's better than the old statue in its place:

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Date: 5/3/12 14:36 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rick-day.livejournal.com
The Goddess of bukkaki?

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Date: 5/3/12 15:29 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peamasii.livejournal.com
yeah, last summer. this was in the park that runs right down the center going towards the beach area.

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Date: 5/3/12 16:05 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peamasii.livejournal.com
Hermaphrodite statues were already popular in ancient Greece and not at all seen as vulgar.

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Date: 5/3/12 15:22 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dwer.livejournal.com
Venus is a MAN, BABY!

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Date: 5/3/12 15:43 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luzribeiro.livejournal.com
I KNEW IT!

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Date: 5/3/12 15:50 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luzribeiro.livejournal.com
Wow he's pretty well hung!
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Date: 5/3/12 21:28 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abomvubuso.livejournal.com
Could it just be that she's hiding a dildo?

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Date: 5/3/12 22:51 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yes-justice.livejournal.com
John Ashcroft would have never have made it down that far to notice.

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