ext_262515 ([identity profile] luvdovz.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] talkpolitics2012-02-03 08:31 pm
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Friday lulz -- Curse in foreign languages!

OK bichiz, we've all found ourselves in a situation where we want to reach through the screen and fucking punch the other guy in the fucking face through the fucking Internetz! CONFESS NOW! You've felt that too! YOU, yeah, there! I'm looking at you, that's right!

Yeah, but can you do that in another language!? Or languages? Hey, that'd be so friggin tough. Or not. Because, as we all know, the very first thing you ever learn from a new language is the shitty words, ain't that true for fuck's sake!?

So go ahead slackers, punch the other sonofabitch right there with your sophisticated foreign-sounding idiots... eeeh I mean idioms!

The challenge, should you accept is, is to double down on the previous commenter. This is your chance. Let's make it one long string of foreign insults! Ready, steady, go!



Initiating the stinking string of slurs with one that comes right out of the cursing studybooks of one of the most colorful languages, Serbian:

[identity profile] peristaltor.livejournal.com 2012-02-03 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Frank Zappa sang some great German curses, opening with this:

Fich mich du miserable Hurensohn!

(From "Stick It Out" on Joe's Garage I.) I'm told by a native speaker that this is the only really proper one in the song; the rest was cobbled together with a second-year German text by the band.