From Russia, still with love

[asket-klim.livejournal.com]

Hello!

My name is Klim. Im simple russian guy from simple russian town. Im aint got politic power, but my opinion is close to many people. At least to all my friends (37 girls and 42 boys).

In times of imperor Alexander Second, when Alaska was going to USA, russian people did not worried. Because Alaska was not sold, just rent for 100 years. That information i have heard in kitchen of my office. I dont know - is it true? But if it is real, we (russians) can brings Alaska back, right? But i dont want to brings it for free. Im ready to pay to USA a money. It is what about my video. Its below.

Comments

[luzribeiro.livejournal.com]

This is interesting. The wisdom coming from the office kitchen is always the one to follow, okay? ;-)

[asket-klim.livejournal.com]

Kitchen of my office collect many smart peoples. They live in Soviet Union - it mean that they know to live. Belive me!

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

Let's put all cards on the table, brother. How much do you offer?

A nice bailout wouldn't hurt, eh, America? (You'll just have to negotiate this with Ms Palin, she's been watching you guys from her balcony all the time)...

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

They don't need all that wilderness anyway, amirite? Oh wait...

[asket-klim.livejournal.com]

My offer is starts on $ 4 999 (thats all i have for today)

[airiefairie.livejournal.com]

Loved it! Please make more of these. =)
Your hat rocks! And I want that carpet! Actually I was promised that next year I will visit Russia. Where do you live?

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

The rubashka. It's the best part! A sailor's shirt, that's what I've always dreamt of!

[asket-klim.livejournal.com]

Now i live in Taganka - it is Moscow district. This carpet grandfather Gena brings from Germany at World War II.

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

Fine, okay, you'll see Tagansky rayon. It's just a few Metro stops down the Tagansko-Krasnopresnenskaya line anyway. Duh.

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

Please, can you ask your dear starushka to make some pelmeny?

[asket-klim.livejournal.com]

Pelmeny is good, but im already eat in MacD today

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

Because Alaska was not sold, just rent for 100 years

Citation needed.

[asket-klim.livejournal.com]

"Because Alaska was not sold, just rent for 100 years"

That say my colleague Maslov!

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

I'm sold. Bring the papers!!

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

But why do you hate Amerrkka!

[soliloquy76.livejournal.com]

You can have Alaska for free, but you have to take Sarah Palin as well.

[luzribeiro.livejournal.com]

Don't do it!!!

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Dude, you rock! Someone please put the recommended tag on this baby.

[asket-klim.livejournal.com]

Hi! Im have not baby yet, im a bachelor

[nairiporter.livejournal.com]

You need 5 more girl friends and you can start performing mass weddings!

[asket-klim.livejournal.com]

Yes, i think about it. But many of me friends does not look at each other as a sexual partners.

[blue-mangos.livejournal.com]

Your original post was appreciated and reposted here (http://t-p-nonsense.livejournal.com/109775.html#comments) on talk_politics sister community t_p_nonsense. Would you care to join? I think you would become a valued member.

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Plus, he could get some more offers for Alaska.

[policraticus.livejournal.com]

(http://s265.photobucket.com/albums/ii239/policraticus/?action=view&current=consonarcrazyivan.jpg)

[paedraggaidin.livejournal.com]

/pictheft

though it's conn, not con. :P

Almost everybody wants more money

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

Sorry but no. It has the sweet, sweet black oil our cars crave and while we'd be getting some value by dumping the Palins and our "special" Congressional caucus from Alaska, we'd lose Ice Road Truckers, Gold Rush("I just want to get deeper into that glory hole!"), and those crab fishing guys. Reality tv for manly men would suffer too much.

[policraticus.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure IRT guys are Canadian.

[paedraggaidin.livejournal.com]

you can have it for free if you take Sarah Palin with it.

[asket-klim.livejournal.com]

Where is a trap? Sarah Palin is just a human, right?

[geezer-also.livejournal.com]

Dude, these people are pulling your leg, not one of them have the authority to make the deal, they are all Europeans and South africans (well not S 76). While I on the other hand personally know an ex-comptroller for the state of Alaska and knows where the bodies are buried (so to speak) If anyone can get around all the paper work required for you to purchase Alaska it would be my friend. Altho my fee to introduce you would be half of what you currently have on hand.

[asket-klim.livejournal.com]

you can be my agent .

[dv8nation.livejournal.com]

Worst "Where's Waldo?" cosplay EVER!

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

That's because you never offer us moneys.

[underlankers.livejournal.com]

The Russian Empire of Alexander II sold Alaska for purposes of money, Seward bought it for strategic purposes most people of the time didn't get. Given that Alaska's primarily given the USA grizzlies and Sarah Palin, Russia, ya'll can have it back, we didn't get anything from it. ;P

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

*Cough (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Alaska)*

[il-mio-gufo.livejournal.com]

I don't know ~ those Alaska folks like to be rather independent. I don't know how well this idea would fly...

[underlankers.livejournal.com]

So long as it means Sarah Palin lives in Russia and not here, I'm fine with it.

[crazyprotein.livejournal.com]

I think that for the full authenticity you need to add a bear with a tambourine dancing on the background

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

Icon win!