Monthly topic

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

Yippie! Time for the Monthly Topic again. Time flies so fast, eh? Well, Conspiracy month went pretty fine... I think. It's now time to put my tinfoil hat down and announce the new monthly topic that you guys chose on the [Poll #1799826]

(Feel free to suggest more).
 

Comments

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

Lolol. So timely! Rofl Mao is amuzd.

[blue-mangos.livejournal.com]

lol, that it is. The results should be interesting ;o)

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

> Bash A Country If You Dare!

(Evil grin)

(Distant laughter)

(Rubs hands)

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

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[htpcl.livejournal.com]

Sounds like me in the bath tub.

[geezer-also.livejournal.com]

It should be bash any countries except amerika, just for something different ;P

[blue-mangos.livejournal.com]

pffft, that's where all the fun is going to come in. For the rest of us.

*prepares anti-America post*

Meh

[geezer-also.livejournal.com]

That's my point, fun is doing something different, not the same ol same ol
(I mean even Canada bashig is old and common, and way too easy :P)

Re: Meh

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

I say let's bash Nauru. Those mofos have been begging for it for quite a while!

Re: Meh

[blue-mangos.livejournal.com]

(I mean even Canada bashig is old and common, and way too easy :P)

not to worry, I'm sure panookah will be up to the task!

[pastorlenny.livejournal.com]

Can't wait to tear into the perfidious Dutch! How is anyone supposed to run faster than bullets in wooden shoes?

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

Excuse me,

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

WANT.

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

There's no law of physics that prohibits that! Superconductivity and all that stuff!

[telemann.livejournal.com]

And high all the time. Here, have a Dutch Brownie :P

[onefatmusicnerd.livejournal.com]

Oh, Republic of West Florida, I am fucking you up!

[nyxelestia.livejournal.com]

I would think bashing your own country would be easiest...

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

That's good news! It gives me some hope for humanity.

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

I'm not so sure...

[peamasii.livejournal.com]

Well I have to put up with the Dutch, but I like to bash the French. Have you ever sat down in a Parisian bistro? The waiters are like relics from the 19th century. One time in a cafe near the Eiffel tower, the chief waiter with the funniest waxed moustache and the fruitiest mannerisms. the guy takes an eon to come to my table, I order a beer and the dude starts telling me that I had to order food if I was sitting down at a table, and that's "how it's done in Paris". WTFuuuuuu? I told him I'm American and that he would be having a nice German chat if it wasn't for our saving their worthless asses. Then I ordered some nice butter-fried snails and choucroute and contemplated the stinking cheese monkey-butt waiter and his goddamn Delacroix 'stache. What a bunch of socialist frogs. Why do I keep going there on vacation!

[nairiporter.livejournal.com]

Because you love it? :-)

I watched Midnight In Paris (Woody Allen), and one thing I couldn't get. Those characters never stopped repeating how awesome Paris is, but they never explained what is so awesome about it... I remain confused.

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

What, someone actually watches Woody Allen's movies?

[nairiporter.livejournal.com]

Guilty!

[peamasii.livejournal.com]

hahaha, I haven't seen it yet but I'm sure some of the dialogue is sarcastic even if it appears sincere

[nairiporter.livejournal.com]

It didn't feel exactly that way, but yes, that movie was pretty hilarious. :-)

[lions-wings.livejournal.com]

The Narnian method of picking monarchs by divine intervention, and then relying on god to come steer them the right way should they govern badly, is inherently flawed and puts all emphasis on the personal life of the ruler, reducing all citizens to background characters in their own kingdom.

Am I doing it right?

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

Now if you say this in poetic form, you'd get a lot of candy!

[meus-ovatio.livejournal.com]

I come from the US. We have no ideas left. Seriously. We used them all up. Now all we have are sequels, reboots, reinventing the conference room (we call them "collaboration zones" now), and generally dicking around and wasting everyone's time and money. When people mean "innovation", they just mean "how can we repackage this?" When people mean "inventive", they just mean "what else could this possibly be used for, regardless of how insane it would be?"

It's gotten so bad we invent terms like "Web 2.0" or "cloud computing", which is just, you know, as it stands, putting stuff on servers... which we've been doing for three decades... but you know, marketing is the last and only industry left for our dead and stupid economy.

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

I thought that thing was called "the situation room"...

[spaz-own-joo.livejournal.com]

Perfect post.

[peamasii.livejournal.com]

the nintendorknet is much faster than it was 10 years ago, you gotta recognize

[kardashev.livejournal.com]

It's gotten so bad we invent terms like "Web 2.0" or "cloud computing"

Americans love euphemistic bullshit language. It helps us sleep better at night. We're sort of like the stereotypical housewife who puts on a wide and happy smile to hide a life of quiet desperation.

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

those who actually bash their own country. That's not so easy, is it?

It really is not, especially when it's SO PERFECT! Haha. ;)

I promise to try not to bash America. Well, maybe just parts of it, like Detroit. But that doesn't count, since everyone bashes Destroit. It's like the France of America.

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

> everyone bashes Destroit

HAHA.

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

It all fits in now, doesn't it?

[the-rukh.livejournal.com]

maybe france midst WWII, but results may vary.

[il-mio-gufo.livejournal.com]

Owww....this could get really sensitive :S