Restore Flat-Earthistan

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

All of the problems that the world faces today can be traced to the abandonment of the material Creator of the flat and immobile Earth. What is needed is a return to traditional flat-Earth values such as slavery, wife beating, and bludgeoning homosexuals.

Liberals have no faith in the great Lord of Flat-Earthistan. They must be taught a lesson that will bend them at the knee and bow their collective head in servility to the Almighty. I present to you the movement with the message:

What did you learn in Sunday school as a child? What will you do to restore the junk car of Flat-Earthistan?

Comments

Re: One of our...

[dukexmachismo.livejournal.com]

But in a lot of Protestant denominations, the Communion "wine" is plain old grape juice, the doctrinal justification being "blah blah asdfgh blah blah".


Personally, I hope Son O' God is real, and come back to kick some peoples asses for mangling what he said.

Re: One of our...

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

When I first read the text that is used to justify the communion ceremony, I wondered where all the excommunication stuff came in. I also noticed the remark about thinking about Jesus during every meal. If that were the case, why the special magic? The answers to these questions resides in the mystery schools to which many of the early Church leaders belonged.

As for kicking asses for mangling the original moment, that is one of the reasons that the Church persecuted the people who knew better. The Church kicked ass before getting their asses kicked.