Friday lulz: Sex in weird places

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

I see the Friday lulz has become very thematic, so here's the theme question for today:

Which are the weirdest places you've had sex? :)

I know it's a worn-out thing for some ;) but still.

So which is it? Take a pick.

Comments

[meus-ovatio.livejournal.com]

I don't have sex. I propagate by division.

[gunslnger.livejournal.com]

In a mine, in the cargo hold of an ocean freighter, on an oil rig, up a tree...

[nano-muse.livejournal.com]

So where's the weirdest place you've divided?

[nano-muse.livejournal.com]

Classroom's my weirdest, I'm afraid, handjob under the table. If it counts, it was while class was in session? We were taking notes on something, my boyfriend kept the notes from that day for quite a while - you can see where his handwriting abruptly got worse than usual and then suddenly back to better from when I started to stop. Unfortunately, I couldn't finish him - he didn't have any extra shorts with him so he couldn't walk around with a stain on his crotch.

Still, fun though. :)

[debergerac.livejournal.com]

hah.

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

I don't have a bedroom. I have a boudoir with canopies and stuff...

[meus-ovatio.livejournal.com]

Zero.

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

do BJs count as "sex"?

if so;




(on a platform, between connecting routes. We had to keep stopping as a train would pull up and people would stream past us. then when everyone was gone, we'd go at it again until he was "done")

Other weirdest, bathroom at a friends' party. Actually I've done that several times. its only weird because you can hear everyone milling around while you do it. Then someone inevitably bangs on the door at about the time you start making noise and then figure out what's going on and run away.

[telemann.livejournal.com]

Tea party event?

[telemann.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine saw something like that at the Forrest Hills station in Queens around 2 or 3 AM. It was a pretty hot story too. *Fans self* I don't know how they got away with it though, it seems like no matter the time of day, there's someone around in NY. But he mentioned the station had a slight curve, and everyone was more towards the middle, and they were being naughty at the very front of the station.

[blue-mangos.livejournal.com]

Not really. I never questioned why my boyfriend at the time got so horny while waiting for me to be done my appointment that he felt compelled to pull me into the nearest enclosed space. There are some things you just don't want to know.

[gunslnger.livejournal.com]

Probably during any public event would be a little weird, sure.

[raichu100.livejournal.com]

lmao @ the rooftop, airplane bathroom, and laundry room

I cannot contribute anything of value to this conversation as I have yet to partake in the ancient act of sex

but it's still entertaining

[raichu100.livejournal.com]

Sounds unpleasant tbh.

[raichu100.livejournal.com]

I hope no one had to pee really bad O.O

[onefatmusicnerd.livejournal.com]

When I was younger there was a competition trying to have in sex in the most state capitals.

My ex-wife and I did not realize they were talking about capital CITIES and not capital BUILDINGS. So after several months of trying we were very sad to say we had only had sex in three capitals, Virginia, Georgia and Arizona, while many of our friends in the YDA had hit seven or eight.

I later added Louisiana - the building.

Durring pre-flight inspection the next morning...

[sandwichwarrior.livejournal.com]

"Sir is it just me or does it smell like sex in here?"

[geezer-also.livejournal.com]

The sand makes it no fun!!

True story........

[geezer-also.livejournal.com]

When I was first married someone got my wife and I a tryout for the show.
One of the questions was: your favorite sandwich. I swear the woman answered "Corine on Rye".....yes that was her name.

Re: True story........

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

Kinkyyyy!