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[malasadas.livejournal.com]

So, I was listening to Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me this weekend, and they had an interesting tidbit:

Apparently, there is some buzz about NASA considering a manned Mars mission -- as a one-way trip. Up to four astronauts would be sent to Mars as the first step in establishing permanent human settlements on the planet -- and they'd never return.

I immediately thought of which 4 people on planet Earth, I'd most like to see spend the rest of their lives on Mars....My top 4 picks:

1) Regis Philbin
2) Kelly Ripa
3) Mel Gibson
4) 3 way tie: Charlie Sheen/LadyGaga/Ke$ha

So for pure fun -- who are your top picks to go to Mars....and never come back?

Comments

[mlledesade]

1) Sarah Palin
2) Christine O'Donnell
3) Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton (We'll sew them together)
4) Glenn Beck

[verytwistedmind.livejournal.com]

3 women and Glenn Beck. You're not giving Mars a chance to survive!

Will the sewing of the Lindsay-Hilton Beast (think 666) be allowed to unsew itself once it lands?

[underlankers.livejournal.com]

I'd only change #3 to include Sharron Angle but otherwise I'd go with this.

My #3 would be...

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

... Rush Limbaugh

I'm with you on the others, though.

[verytwistedmind.livejournal.com]

Great Monday post!!!

(1st pick non-negotiable) Nadya Suleman - Octomom (we got to populate the planet!)
(2nd pick) Leonardo Dicaprio/Macaulay Culkin (I'm actually pretty certain this is the same person. That's just how good of an actor they/him/it is! but I pick them because of their alien like qualities. I feel they will survive and the strangeness of the Nadya-Macaulay Dicaprio children will survive the harsness of Mars)
(3rd pick)Maira Carey Jennifer Lopez (again fairly sure this is the same person and their standards for matting requirements are low. I think their survivability on a harsh planet is good.)
(4th)Brian Austin Green - FUCK THIS LUCKY BASTARD SEND HIM TO MARS!!!

Any man who has slept with Tori Spelling, Tiffani Amber, Vanessa Marcil, Megan Fox deserves to be sent off-planet and give some other men a chance!

[kinvore.livejournal.com]

1. Salma Hayek
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Christina Hendriks
4. me


I win.

[verytwistedmind.livejournal.com]

A little on the all all Caucasian side for my personal taste but the raw brilliance of your comment has taken my respect for you to new levels.

Kinvore for President 2012!

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

HA!

[404.livejournal.com]

Switch #1 with Belladonna, and you have a list.

[devil-ad-vocate.livejournal.com]

LMAO

[torpidai.livejournal.com]

Angelina Jolie, Charlotte Church, Me, and I'm sure we can make another:)

[verytwistedmind.livejournal.com]

I just Googled Charlotte Church is she as curvy as some of those pictures show? It seems she goes from skinny to Dayum!! in every other picture.

[vnsplshr.livejournal.com]

1) Regis Philbin
2) Kelly Ripa
3) Mel Gibson
4) 3 way tie: Charlie Sheen/LadyGaga/Ke$ha

So #3 and #4 would have to be guests on the Regis and Kelly show for the rest of their lives? Ack!

[malasadas.livejournal.com]

Sounds like an appropriate punishment, don't you think?

[vnsplshr.livejournal.com]

As a nod to Ray Bradbury's "Mars is Heaven!" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_is_Heaven!)...

1) Obama
2) Reid
3) Pelosi
4) Frank

Damn, they'd get that planet running like a top, eh?

[verytwistedmind.livejournal.com]

[devil-ad-vocate.livejournal.com]

Surprised no one mentioned John Boehner; he has natural camouflage for the environment.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

[meus-ovatio.livejournal.com]

I volunteer for this mission. (And just before launch I would sneak into the capsule and lock the door so no one else could go. You will see me screaming through the window-panes, flicking everyone off as the rocket slowly rises, shaking, screaming "GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!"

My fun list

[404.livejournal.com]

1) Katy Perry
2) SoCal Val
3) Belladonna
4) Me

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...

1. George Clooney
2. Isaiah Mustafa
3. Clive Owen
4. Me

[verytwistedmind.livejournal.com]

I'm not gay but... nice choices. I would say that is close to the idea dude list right there. Clooney is a bit old but ya know he's a total pervert and would be down for a MFM threesome without batting an eye.

[malasadas.livejournal.com]

WHY DID THIS BECOME THE "FOUR PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO MAKE SEXY TIMES WITH" THREAD YOU FUCKING PERVERTS??????????????????

[404.livejournal.com]

Just 3. Don't want to have sex with myself.

[reality-hammer.livejournal.com]

That sounds like the old Soviet approach to space. :P

They can call it "colonization" but the reality is it will merely be some not-so-long term experiments on how humans react to the Martian environment. I'm not sure why the author is determined that "radiation" will DOOOOOOOOOM anyone going to Mars.

The first task of any responsible mission should be protection against such threats.

People to send: the cast of The View. (Babs can watch from home.)

[uncut-diamond.livejournal.com]

The View?

Why is it when we agree I feel like something is wrong?

[uncut-diamond.livejournal.com]

Carrot Top, Lindsey Lohan, Ke$ha and the guy who writes all those I"m a Mac" "I'm a PC" commercials.

[geezer-also.livejournal.com]

1. Barbara Boxer
2. Nancy Pelosi
3. Jimmy Carter

That's enough, I'd be satisfied.

[malasadas.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but I must inform you that based upon the standards set by kinvore earlier in the thread that this means that you want to make sexy times with those three people.

[rasilio.livejournal.com]

Fred Phelps and 3 gay rapists