A truce.

[meus-ovatio.livejournal.com]

I propose that we convene a meeting to ratify a truce. Peace is expensive, and you have to give something to get something. In the interest of national unity and bipartisanship, I propose the following resolution:

WHEREAS, the Liberal Delegation, interested in the pursuit of peace and justice and WHEREAS, the Conservative Delegation, interested in truth and justice, DO HEREBY SWEAR TO THE FOLLOWING: 1)All criticism of Israel is hereby admitted as cover for anti-Semitism AND 2)All criticism of Barack Obama, AA, rap, drugs and low-pants is hereby admitted as cover for general racism of the American sort, mostly against African-Americans. RESOLVED, this day, whatever it is, SIGNED, by whomever.

Comments

[blorky.livejournal.com]

You sound fat.

[meus-ovatio.livejournal.com]

Oh.

[sailor-moonbeam.livejournal.com]

i call shenanigans!

[meus-ovatio.livejournal.com]

Somebody say "Shenanigans"?

[sailor-moonbeam.livejournal.com]

[pastorlenny.livejournal.com]

Why do you hate America???

[kenderkin.livejournal.com]

Sure you didn't mean 'phat'?

[the-rukh.livejournal.com]

Where are you going with this...

[johnny9fingers.livejournal.com]

And (for the sake of argument) if Jewish folk criticise Israel or black folk criticise Obama?

Reason #42 to dislike johnny9fingers

[verytwistedmind.livejournal.com]

Please no paradoxical questions on Friday before 6PM.

[chron-job.livejournal.com]

And what about THE CHILDREN!?!?!?

[chron-job.livejournal.com]

Or, if I accuse the Israeli prime minister of wearing baggy pants?

ant-saggy pants =/= racism | anit-saggy pants = homophobia

[verytwistedmind.livejournal.com]

The TRUE history of saggy pants
Started in the 1930's the sagging of pants was used as a way to distinguish between the heterosexual and homo sexual inmates........... if u were deemed as someones "Property" or "wife" you were made to wear your pants sagging below your waist line for easy access to "husbandly right"
http://www.wordofsouth.com/myblock/showthread.php/19801-The-TRUE-history-of-saggy-pants

I've always thought this was interesting because none of my gay black friends ever sag. Still I like it.

[verytwistedmind.livejournal.com]

It's the saggy pants children who make him hate America.

[enders-shadow.livejournal.com]

[enders-shadow.livejournal.com]

First time my friend saw Super Troopers, it was on DVD and during the first scene someone accidentally hit the remote, so he watched "littering and....littering and...." twice and was very confused as to why they would do that.

you wanna do the repeater?

Foster: Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I'm an idiot.
Mac: That's true.

[surferelf.livejournal.com]

Sure, take all the fun out of it, why don't you?

Re: Reason #42 to dislike johnny9fingers

[johnny9fingers.livejournal.com]

Only got up to #42? Even my wife can do better than that.

[chemchick.livejournal.com]

I will not accept a truce that will minimize me being able to have an internet fight with someone I don't care about.

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

*checks calendar*

Its Friday.

Oh okay. The world will live on.

[mijan.livejournal.com]

As a half-Jew, with good friends who LIVE in Israel, I submit that criticism of Israel (as a political entity) is NOT anti-Semitism.

As a liberal-leaning person (but not actually a Democrat) who voted for Obama, I submit that there are PLENTY of legitimate criticisms of the President, regardless of his racial heritage, and that we should always scrutinize our political leaders.

Re: ant-saggy pants =/= racism | anit-saggy pants = homophobia

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Meh, I've told plenty of obnoxious white kids to pull up their damned pants, too. I just don't think I should need to see someone's underwear.

[pmax3.livejournal.com]

A rebel! Slay him!

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know... I'm one of those crazy freaks who can occasionally see both sides of the story! Such a horrible thing.

Yeah lets take it the other way...

[rasilio.livejournal.com]

"WHEREAS, the Liberal Delegation, interested in the pursuit of peace and justice and WHEREAS, the Conservative Delegation, interested in truth and justice, DO HEREBY SWEAR TO THE FOLLOWING: 1)All criticism of Israel is hereby considered directed at the policies of the country of Israel and not assumed to have racist intent AND 2)All criticism of Barack Obama, AA, rap, drugs and low-pants is hereby assumed to be genuinely the result of dissatisfaction with the policies of President Obama, or general dislike of the styles presented in the music dress indicated and having nothing to do with racism unless explicitly stated as such by the speaker. RESOLVED, this day, whatever it is, SIGNED, by whomever."