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talkpolitics2010-07-30 12:09 pm
meus-ovatio.livejournal.com) wrote in talkpolitics2010-07-30 12:09 pm
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A truce.
I propose that we convene a meeting to ratify a truce. Peace is expensive, and you have to give something to get something. In the interest of national unity and bipartisanship, I propose the following resolution:
WHEREAS, the Liberal Delegation, interested in the pursuit of peace and justice and WHEREAS, the Conservative Delegation, interested in truth and justice, DO HEREBY SWEAR TO THE FOLLOWING: 1)All criticism of Israel is hereby admitted as cover for anti-Semitism AND 2)All criticism of Barack Obama, AA, rap, drugs and low-pants is hereby admitted as cover for general racism of the American sort, mostly against African-Americans. RESOLVED, this day, whatever it is, SIGNED, by whomever.
WHEREAS, the Liberal Delegation, interested in the pursuit of peace and justice and WHEREAS, the Conservative Delegation, interested in truth and justice, DO HEREBY SWEAR TO THE FOLLOWING: 1)All criticism of Israel is hereby admitted as cover for anti-Semitism AND 2)All criticism of Barack Obama, AA, rap, drugs and low-pants is hereby admitted as cover for general racism of the American sort, mostly against African-Americans. RESOLVED, this day, whatever it is, SIGNED, by whomever.
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