ext_367809 ([identity profile] meus-ovatio.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] talkpolitics2010-07-30 12:09 pm
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A truce.

I propose that we convene a meeting to ratify a truce. Peace is expensive, and you have to give something to get something. In the interest of national unity and bipartisanship, I propose the following resolution:

WHEREAS, the Liberal Delegation, interested in the pursuit of peace and justice and WHEREAS, the Conservative Delegation, interested in truth and justice, DO HEREBY SWEAR TO THE FOLLOWING: 1)All criticism of Israel is hereby admitted as cover for anti-Semitism AND 2)All criticism of Barack Obama, AA, rap, drugs and low-pants is hereby admitted as cover for general racism of the American sort, mostly against African-Americans. RESOLVED, this day, whatever it is, SIGNED, by whomever.

[identity profile] mijan.livejournal.com 2010-07-30 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know... I'm one of those crazy freaks who can occasionally see both sides of the story! Such a horrible thing.