Two Tea Parties

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

Now that the Tea Party has taken the plunge to support racism in Arizona, the Party will have the obligatory split over policy. I see a division into two distinct Tea Parties: one of them based on black tea and the other based on green tea. The black Tea Party would continue to support racism (black represents the color of their heart). The green Tea Party will favor a more rational, natural approach to immigration.

What is your opinion of these two parties within the Party? Which other policy divisions can we look forward to?

Comments

[drcruel.livejournal.com]

I don't think 2 parties is enough. There should also be an Earl Grey subdivision-they can favor racial profiling, but the police have to be real polite when they ask a brown person for their papers.

I can hear...

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

... the Oxford accent as the officer asks cordially for a peek in the boot.