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mahnmut ([personal profile] mahnmut) wrote in [community profile] talkpolitics2017-09-30 12:16 am

Friday nonsense. So that's what Kim is after!

Reptilian Execution in North Korea!!! BEWARE! It's SCARY!


So that's what all the tension is about. It's never been about the nukes or their missile program. It's about the reptilian shapeshifters who've infiltrated Kim's military! But he takes this matter very seriously, and obviously hunts them mercilessly. Of course, we all know the US ruling elite is controlled by these evil aliens, so any hit on their clique is met with a lot of pain and sensitivity by their overlords.

Anonymous sources report that Kim has also ordered the preservation of the bodies of the executed reptilians, so NK could perform genetic experiments with alien DNA, aiming to develop a biological weapon, a virus or bacteria that would hit reptilians while being harmless to humans. This way Dear Leader will deal with these invaders once and for all, possibly without the commonfolk ever learning about it. All they'll ever notice is a bunch of prominent politicians vanishing without a trace. But we're all used to it when it comes to North Korea anyway, right?

We may not witness a big war breaking out at all, because the Russian and Chinese ruling elites are also trying to fight the good fight against the evil reptilians, and Kim is practically aiding them in this honorable task. Long live Dear Leader!
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