Well this is an appropriate story for today:

[underlankers.livejournal.com]

In a shameless rip-off of a famous old joke the city of Wilmington, Delaware, has granted personhood to sex cells. I suppose they hope to use this to attract Fundies and make sex sell.

Anyhow, the article via link and the Youtube summary:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/02/wilmington-city-council-sperm-egg-personhood_n_1316924.html

And in today's Column of a Stopped Watch is right Twice a Day, Pat Robertson favors legalizing weed:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46669807/ns/us_news-the_new_york_times/?ocid=ansmsnbc11

Who needs the Onion when we've got reality?

Comments

[oportet.livejournal.com]

So if you masturbate, can they get you for negligent homicide?

[kardashev.livejournal.com]

GAAAAHHHH!!! I WAS A TEEN MASS MURDERER!!!

*cries*

[anfalicious.livejournal.com]

I thought you were a misanthropist, yet you lament the murder of billions of clones of yourself? I think you're just an egomaniac :P~

[kardashev.livejournal.com]

Hey, those billions of sperm were devoid of anything resembling a human personality. In my misanthropic mind, this makes them superior to the average human.

Why you hatin' on my sperms, dude? What did they ever do to you? :p

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

They always poise a threat to reproduce themselves? :p

[kardashev.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Reproduce themselves.

With the assistance of his sister's ovum. XD

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

It takes two to do the bunga-bunga tango.