Don't argue with Perry Mason, he's a law expert you know?

And never mind the fact I've known people who were beaten up for just LOOKING gay. No winking required. I know a friend that was constantly beaten in school (and off school grounds). Once, on his way home from school, he was jumped and his attackers put lighter fluid onto his hair and threw a match on him. And he grew up in large metropolitan area, not in some Hee-Haw like county in Mississippi or Louisiana.