Well, Canada is pretty awesome. I'd swap citizenship in a heartbeat if I knew more than "Je me souviens" and "Didn't you just have an Olympics?" Our history classes do not cover you. This is a grievous oversight.

(Ability to word things properly approaches nil in mid-afternoon, apparently; I did mean your last paragraph was a bit over-the-top. Second-to-last is golden.)

Mmm, Caribbean topless beach. Sign me up. My topless bits haven't seen the sun in ages.