ext_6933 ([identity profile] sophia-sadek.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] talkpolitics2011-09-12 08:39 am
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Restore Flat-Earthistan

All of the problems that the world faces today can be traced to the abandonment of the material Creator of the flat and immobile Earth. What is needed is a return to traditional flat-Earth values such as slavery, wife beating, and bludgeoning homosexuals.

Liberals have no faith in the great Lord of Flat-Earthistan. They must be taught a lesson that will bend them at the knee and bow their collective head in servility to the Almighty. I present to you the movement with the message:



What did you learn in Sunday school as a child? What will you do to restore the junk car of Flat-Earthistan?

[identity profile] devil-ad-vocate.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
They taught me a song about a bear named Gladly; I think it was "Gladly, the cross-eyed bear".

[identity profile] meus-ovatio.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha!