Restore Flat-Earthistan

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

All of the problems that the world faces today can be traced to the abandonment of the material Creator of the flat and immobile Earth. What is needed is a return to traditional flat-Earth values such as slavery, wife beating, and bludgeoning homosexuals.

Liberals have no faith in the great Lord of Flat-Earthistan. They must be taught a lesson that will bend them at the knee and bow their collective head in servility to the Almighty. I present to you the movement with the message:

What did you learn in Sunday school as a child? What will you do to restore the junk car of Flat-Earthistan?

Comments

[malakh-abaddon.livejournal.com]

What did I learn in Sunday school? Be warned it was an evangelical church so it might offended, but I will tone it down as best as I can.

1. Women who wear pants are w---es.
2. Never question the bible, for it is the exact word of god.
3. Darwin was evil, and was under the employ of Lucifer.
4. Any non-Christian is evil, and was sent to steal your immortal soul.
5. God blessed America, and no one else. Basically a rip from a Chris Rock movie, but that was the gist of it.

That is all I care to discuss from that 5 years of my life. Took me 10 years to unlearn all that stuff.

You unlearned well.

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

It is okay to use the word wench in this forum.

The W word!

[peristaltor.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think the word was "wives." Oh, wait, that's not right. . . .

"Wolves?" "Winers?" "WDashdashdashes?"

This is hard.

Re: The W word!

[malakh-abaddon.livejournal.com]

I honestly don't like to refer to as wh--es, and I generally attempt to prevent myself from using profanity.

Re: The W word!

[peristaltor.livejournal.com]

Yes, in many circles the accusation of being one of the "whites" can be quite inflammatory.

(I kid, I kid.)

Re: The W word!

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

Oh, that w-word! Wench comes pretty close. You could use the old word harlot, but that has religious connotations. (She puts the ho-ho-ho in Merry Christmas.)

Re: You unlearned well.

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what that is.

*embarrassed*

Re: You unlearned well.

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

It is one of those words used by the English working classes during the 19th century. A sailor might use it with a serving woman, "Pour me another ale, wench, and come sit on my lap."

Re: You unlearned well.

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

*takes notes*