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Shock!!!1!1 Alien mothership prepares to invade New Jeresey!

Pentagon Responds to Unidentified Drones Flying Over New Jersey​

The Space Lizards have launched their drone fleet over New Jeresey. Invasion is imminent. They might be backed by Jewish Space Lasers, and no one seems to be doing anything about them. There is only one solution to this imminent alien danger. Good guys with guns need to flock to New Jeresey and fire blindly into the sky until every damn alien is shot dead.

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