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This is pretty disturbing (and not just the picture)...

Scientists Have A Dark Warning For You About Sex Robots

Scientists from the Foundation For Responsible Robotics have released a report asking society to consider a possible future where humans have sex with robots, and have outlined some things that society needs to do to prepare for that future. ...

Westworld/Humans, anyone?
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Modern teens are threatening the future of humankind with extinction, scientists and psychiatrists are warning, since the emergence of the new global mania, the so called fidget-spinners. The reason is that because they've occupied their hands with the little spinning gadgets, their sexual maturing is getting hindered.

A 97% decrease in masturbation rates is being observed among boys and girls 11-16 years of age, according to researchers. And it is the worthless spinning thingies that's the main culprit for that, because they are designed to soothe strained nerves. This, in a world where being a knot of nerves is the new norm, of course.

We are all doomed, you know )
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This little incident made my day. We've seen all sorts of weird situations interrupting tennis matches, but what happened at the Challenger tournament in Sarasota the other day, was quite lulzworthy. Francis Tiafoe and Mitchell Krueger were in the middle of a tough encounter, when some noise started coming from a nearby residential building. Turned out a passionate pair were having sex! :)

Some mums in the crowd even had to stuck their kids' ears, lol. And the two players were having a lot of fun. Tiafoe eventually concluded, "It can't be THAT good!" I mean, come on!


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Gender ideas being turned upside down (at least as per the dominant human cultural perceptions) - here is a series of cartoons imagining how human relations would look like if we had to emulate some other species.
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...For Pokemon to go kinky.

Pokemon Go-inspired dildos are finally here!

And they sell pretty fast, so all Pokemon fans, better hurry up to get one! ;)

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First there were heart and lung and liver transplants. Then face transplants. And now, there are dick transplants. In the most literal definition of dick move ever made, Thomas Manning is the first recipient of this particular procedure in the United States. The sheer amount of body parts that modern medicine can replace is little short of surprising, but I do expect that with this, the list shall expand down long, hard lines.

To get to the thrust of the matter, modern medicine is certainly capable of penetrating deeply into new territory never taken before. The absence of protestations of this on the part of the same individuals that believe merely walking, talking, and breathing by women are all innately sexual or sexually related activities, or the people who deem God's views on gay sex more mandatory than God's views on the foreskin, is equally revealing. If women having access to contraception is somehow innately sexual and contrary to God's design, why isn't Viagra or this?

This is also the problem of inserting religion into matters where it really shouldn't have any say to start with, but here in these United States, secular discussion of these issues seems a bridge too far so long as the GOP is proudly legislating about bathrooms and neglecting literally every other possible prioriy that could face them in lieu of that one.
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Men who masturbate ‘will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife,’ Muslim televangelist claims in bizarre rant

First off, Muslim televangelist is a thing!? Wasn't television supposed to be Satan's creation? Hmmmm...

Urging viewers to "resist Satan’s temptations", he told the questioner: "Moreover, one hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.

I wonder why he didn't mention anything about pillows. Or socks and pocket pussies. Interesting.
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A Swedish children's song that aims to educate the kids about human genitalia in a funny way, has turned viral in the recent weeks.

The video was published on January 5, and has been watched more than a million times so far. It shows a penis and a vagina dancing and singing. The penis is called Snip, and the vagina Snop.

The song explains that "the penis is an important gentleman, and the vagina is a very beautiful and pleasant thing".

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First off, LOL this is really breaking news in Blighty, innit? Bugger!

A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
"Regulations branded 'simply a set of moral judgements'"

Seemingly arbitrarily deciding what is nice sex and what is not nice sex, the board's ruling on 'content that is not acceptable' effectively bans the following acts from being depicted by British pornography producers:

Aggressive whipping
Penetration by any object "associated with violence"
Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)
Urolagnia (known as "water sports")
Female ejaculation

The final three listed fall under acts the BBFC views as potentially "life-endangering".

Well, one could argue that some of the stuff included in this new censorship list clearly reeks of misogyny, for example the ban on female ejaculation (squirting). Also the ban on spanking, caning, aggressive whipping, all activities that are predominantly used in female dominatrix situations where the woman is the active side, stinks of puritanical misogyny.

More ranty rant )
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Remember the World Dick Size Map? Now there's the World Breasts Map!

It shows the biggest boobs in the world, by country. Published by German newspaper Bild. Oooh those Germans! Sure, no one specifies how breast sizes were measured (although we'd imagine tracking bra purchases per country would be an ideal, and fairly non-creepy (?) approach). Anyway, seems like the winners are Russia, Finland, Sweden and Norway. Also, women in the US have mostly D-cup breasts, along with Venezuela and Colombia. As for the smallest chests, apparently those are found in Africa and Asia, particularly in East Asia. So now you know.
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Apparently, people's vanity is yet to reach newer heights. We've all seen what extremes could the mania for beauty lead to (hey, Catwoman, anyone? -- warning, not for the faint of heart) - and now it all goes down the pants as well. Quite literally.

Behold, the perfect pussy!

Labiaplasty is now the fastest growing form of plastic surgery women ask for. It involves the surgical alteration or removal of the inner lips of the vagina. Labiaplasty, also commonly called labioplasty, labia minora reduction, and labial reduction, is a $4,000 – $5,000 operation requested by women of all ages, and from all different cultures. Even girls as young as 16 years old are having their labia lips removed in the hope of having “the perfect vagina.” Is this growing trend something to be concerned about? Why are so many women cutting up their private bits? (source)

Reminds me of that woman who gifted her daughter with brand new silicon boob implants for her 7th birthday...

Anyway... What's the perfect pussy like for ya? And does it matter? And should it matter?
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Seems like Russia is training a formidable army of sluts blowjob experts, mhmmm? With their new skills, they'll take over the world!!1!1

"Blowjob School" opened in Moscow / Russia

(Maybe) NSFW )
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No one has found out how to help Denmark's falling birth rate. Until now. Spies Travels announces a competition where you have to make a baby to win. ;)

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I don't usually care too much for humorous or bitter things that people post regarding Valentine's Day, but this very NSFW Tumblr page is kinda different. Someone decided to take the idiotic and tasteless comments viewers leave on Pornhub (the YouTube of porn) and put them on valentine cards, and it's absolutely fuckin' brilliant. They brought me to tears a couple of times and I think the awful grammar, spelling and typos are as funny as the tasteless content itself. Don't cheat yourself by stopping with the first page 'cos some of the best ones are on pages 2 and 3. Enjoy. So here they are, have a laugh!

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We often hear the question, how come Barbie & Ken don't have any genitalia. Well one photographer Mariel Clayton doesn't seem to give a fuck (uh-huh), but after a trip to Japan (of all places, mhmm?) and visiting a few toy shops around Tokyo, not surprisingly, she found the weird inspiration in her to make a set of photos that presents the "other side" of one of the icons of American culture.

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"In the Game of Bones, you fuck or you jerk, there's no middle ground."

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More about Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming...
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Just when you thought the Japanese are the weird weirdos of all for loving their weird tentacle pr0n, here come a couple of Texas college students who've had quite some success with their weird dinosaur-on-girl novellas. Giggity?

Mind you, compared to some stuff we've seen on the Webz, these even look almost puritanical. Not to mention the hilariousness.

Some cute book covers for your enjoyment:

Told you. It's totally SFW! )
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First one's a classic.

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Go inside. (?!?) But caution! Your brain could leak out! )
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Yep. Dildos. Got your attention yet? ;)

Not caring particularly much about the functionality of this lot. What matters here is that some of these are as ridiculously shaped as ridiculous goes.

WARNING! Do not try these at home!!11!1

Toy story ensue? Ugh, kids movies ain't meant for insertion, mmkay? )
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Imagine a young, good-looking blonde lady, wearing leather boots, shorties, gloves, and... nothing else. In her hands she's gripping a chainsaw, trying to cut a large wooden cross in half. In this hard task she is aided by two other blondes who, with stone-cold, determined expressions, are pulling the Crucifixion with ropes.

(Article contains NSFW video:)

Nope, contrary to your first guess, this isn't some scene from a low budget porn movie. It's a staged protest of the (in)famous Ukrainian activist movement Femen. This was their way of expressing their support for the Russian girl punk group Pussy Riot who last year were sentenced by a Moscow court on charges of blasphemy. And also their protest against religious prejudice against women.

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